A 17 yr old girl goes to the doctor,
she's having stomach problems and thinks she is pregnant,
she prays to God that she not be pregnant,
doctor says i hope you know how to change diapers/nappies
The girl says am i pregnant
the doctor says no you bowel cancer and have less than 3 years to live
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