Thinking there is something wrong, he rushes in and sees his dad sweating and panting, and his mom turning red with embarrassment.
"What are you doing?" Asked the boy.
"Playing poker." Replied the dad.
"Oh, but what's mom doing here?"
The dad thinks about it, and replies, "she's my wild card, and you have to have a wild card to play poker."
Satisfied, he leaves the room. Halfway down the hall he hears similar screams and sounds coming from his grandparent's room, so he bursts in and sees his grandpa and grandma both naked and holding each other.
"Now what are you doing?" Asked the boy.
"I'm playing poker." Said the grandpa.
"And what about grandma?"
The grandpa thinks about it, and replies, "well, she's my wild card, and you have to have a wild card to play poker."
The boy turns and goes back to his room...
The house fills with screaming and groaning. The dad and grandpa run into the hallway and open the little boys room where the sounds are coming from.
"What are you doing in here?!?!" Asked the dad.
"I'm playing poker!" Said The boy.
"But you need to have a wild card to play poker." Said the grandpa.
The boy ponders on this and answers, "Not if you have a good hand."
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