A group of U-Dinks were celebrating in a bar. "94 days!" they hooted,
"94 days!!!" They continued all through the night, slapping each
other on the back and drinking everything in sight. "94 days!!!"
The bartender was pleased with the increase in sales but puzzled by
the meaning of their yells. "94 days!" they slurred boastfully.
Finally, the bartender managed to pull one aside and asked, "This
is quite a celebration."
"Sure is," the U-Dink swayed, "we did it in 94 days."
"Did what?" the bartender probed.
"We put the puzzle together in 94 days." the U-Dink beamed back.
"That must have been quite a challenge??"
"It sure was," the U-Dink boasted, "on the end of the box it
said 5 to 7 years."
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