The voice coming through the dispatcher's headset was that of a young man, clearly in a state of panic. "Ma'am, you gotta help me! I was hunting in the woods with my buddy, and all of a sudden he just turned blue and fell over! I think he's dead! What am I gonna do? You gotta help me!"
"All right, sir—calm down, and everything's going to be all right. The first thing is, I need you to make sure he's actually dead. Can you do that for me, sir?"
"Yeah, I think so. Just a second…"
Silence on the other end of the line.
The sound of a gunshot.
"OK, what now?"
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