Three men die of natural causes and are in line at the pearly gates, waiting to hear if they will be saved or damned. When the first man gets to the front of the line Saint Peter says to him "You have been single all your life, so you will go to hell because your life was like heaven". The second man is now at the front of the line and Saint Peter says to him "You have been married all your life, so you will go to heaven because your life was like hell". Finally, the third man is being judged and Saint Peter says to him "You were married once and then remarried, so you will go to hell"
"What?!" Says the third man, "I was married and I don't get to go to heaven like the second man?"
Saint Peter says "Believe me, after being married twice, hell will feel like heaven.
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