"Father, forgive me, I have slept with another woman than my wife" the old man confesses.
"Mr. Horwitz, didn't your wife pass about 10 years ago? In fact, I have seen you out dating other women in the last few years..." the Priest responds.
"Yes, she did, Father, and I have dated, but this woman is younger -- much younger -- only 29."
"Well, OK, Mr. Horwitz, I can help counsel you... but let me ask you ... Why are telling me? Aren't you Jewish?"
"Me sleeping with a 29 year old? I'm telling everybody!"
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