....so she sends him across the street to watch the construction crew across the street....later that day she's having trouble closing a door and he suggests that it probably needs "a cunt hair took off the top"...shocked, she tells dad what was said upon his arrival home...dad tells him to get a switch of the backyard tree...he replies "get your own goddam switch, I ain't no fuckin' electrician"
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