A 78 year old women and an 80 year old man are celebrating their 60th anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "Lets do something special for our anniversary tonight, its been almost year since the last time."
The husband replies, "Honey, you know I can't get it up anymore. I have to head to the store anyways."
When he returns home he finds his wife butt naked doing a handstand against the wall. Amazed he says, "HONEY! What the hell are you doing?"
She replied, "Well I thought cause you couldn't get it up, maybe you could drop it in."
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