5 things to do to annoy people

1. Go up to them and say , " Do you know what the most annoying
sound in the world is ? EOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! "


2. Stare at them until they can absolutly not take it any more !


3. Tap them on the shoulder , and every time they look at you ,
say , " Does this bother you ? "


4. Put your two index fingers on the back of there heads , and
slowly raise them up , saying , " I'm a martion from outter
space ! And i'm here to get you ! "


5. Ask them to tie your shoe . When they do , tell them , " That
isn't good enough ! Do it again ! " And say it in a real serious
voice .