So this all started with Abraham Drinkin.
Help us come up with more. It has to be a character from American History to celebrate today as well as some sort of alcohol theme.
Here's what we have so far (some are better than others) :
Abraham Drinkin
John Wilkes Booze
Rosa Parched
Frederick Mugless
Harry S. Brew-man
Alexander HamilTurnt
Ciroc Obama
Slam-eul Adams
Druncle Sam
George Whiskington
George Sloshington
George W Busch Lite
Condoleeza Rice-Wine
Bud W. Eisenhower
Theodore Brewsanvelt
Buzz'd Aldrin
Malt Disney
Millard Fill-more in my cup
Davy Crunkett
Albert Winestein
Tequila Earhart
Martin Luther Gin Jr
Harriet Chugman
Pale Ale Earnhardt Jr
Malcolm Dos XX
Coaster Cleveland
William Cask
Al Patron
Richard Mixin'
Donald Rumsmell'd
Jesse Jameson
Donald Drunk
Jimi Hendrinks
Boozin B. Anthony
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