Part 1:
A man is staring at a blank TV screen, when his wife comes in.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
"Watching TV!" replies the husband.
"But the TV is off," noticed the wife.
"Woman, who's watching the fuckin' TV? You or me?"
Part 2:
The woman is standing in front of an off stove, when her husband comes in.
"What are you doing?" asks the husband.
"Cooking!" replies the husband.
"But the TV is off," noticed the husband.
"Man, who's fuckin' cooking here? You or me?"
Part 4:
Their son is flaying his arms around his room, when the parents come in.
"What are you doing?" asks the mother.
"I'm lifting weights!" replies the son.
"But there are no weights," noticed the father.
"Parents, who is lifting fuckin' weights here? You, or me?"
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