Four nuns die and are standing in a line waiting outside the gates of heaven. Saint Peter walks up to the first nun and asks, "Have you ever come in contact with a male penis?" The nun slowly nods her head and says, "I have seen a male penis." St. Peter thanks her for her honesty, sprinkles holy water on her eyes, and tells her that she may enter heaven. Next, St. Peter asks the same question to the second nun, "Have you ever come in contact with a male penis?" The second nun nods her head and said, "I have touched a male penis." St. Peter thanks her for her honesty, dips her hand in the holy water, and tells her that she may enter heaven. At this time, the third and fourth nurse start fighting each other and the fourth nurse tries to be next in line. St. Peter asks, "Why are you two fighting?" The fourth nun replies, "If you think that I am gargling that holy water after she sits in it, you are crazy!"
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