Four nuns are having a causal chat when things turn interesting.
Nun 1: I have to get something off my chest. The other day I was in the Priest office and found something horrible.
Other nuns: what sister? Do tell.
Nun 1: I found dirty magazines in the priest drawer.
Other nuns: O my. What did you do?
Nun 1: well I burned them all.
Other nuns: that's good sister. You did the right thing. Shame on the priest.
Nun 2: I must confess something as well. I too found something the other day in the priest office. I found a bunch of dirty videos.
Other nuns: what did you do sister?
Nun 2: I pulled the tape from all of them so that the priest couldn't watch them anymore.
Other nuns: that's good sister. You did the right thing. Shame on the priest.
Nun 3: I too must confess. I found something equally terrible in the priests office.
Other nuns: what did you find?
Nun 3: I found condoms. I found so many of them.
Other nuns: what did you do?
Nun 3: I poked holes in all of the condoms.
FOURTH NUN FAINTED!!!!!!
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