Ukrainian grandma says, "What is the difference between a Russian tank and a vacuum cleaner? "
Ukrainian grandpa is getting another drink, but yells, "I don't know" from the cellar.
"There's only one dirtbag in a vacuum," she replies, but no one is in the room to hear her.
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