A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were
faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same
cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the
trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific
behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She
slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating
mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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