Three workmen are working on a skyscraper and go to lunch, they sit next to each other on the very top of the building, the first worker says "I've been eating ham sandwiches everyday for the last 3 years, if I get this again I will kill myself." The second and third guy agree since they too have been eating the same thing for far to long.
The next day the first guy opens his lunch box and sees a ham sandwich, right then and there he jumps off the building, the second guy saw a ham sandwich in his bag and then proceeded to jump off the building, and lastly, the third guy opened his bag and saw a ham sandwich, then killed himself
The three wives all have a funeral for the men and then meet, the first wife says" I don't know why he didn't jus tell me, I would of made something else If I knew this would happen!" The second wife says" I could've sworn he loved ham sandwiches, why didn't he just tell me that he hated them that much" however the the third wife was furious and upset, she said" Well u don't understand why the FUCK my husband killed himself, he made his own god damn lunch!"
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