A married man comes home to his wife after spending some time with friends, and says to his wife " I bet you $100 you cannot tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time." As he put the $100 on the counter his wife thinks for a second and replies "out of all of your friends, you have the biggest dick."
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