One of them goes:
"Girls, if you're man was to be compared to a soda brand, what would it be? Mine would be 7UP, because he's 7 hard inches, always up"
"Well mine would be Mountain Dew since he likes to mount and do me everyday." says the second.
The last one ponders for a second in silence and then adds: "Well I guess mine would be Jack Daniels"
"But baby, that's not soda!" said the other girls "That's hard liquor!"
"That's my Leroy!"
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