3 Wishes

A man, having needed to clean his house for years, woke up one morning and thought to himself, "Ok, i'm not going to put this off any longer. I'm gonna fucking clean this place." So, in the midst of his cleaning spree, he stumbled upon a box that he had not seen before. Being curious, he haphazardly tore the box open, only to find one solitary, dusty lamp. Naturally, he rubbed it, and lo and behold, two beautiful Genie's popped out.
"Today is your lucky day." one Genie implored, "...for today you are to be granted any 3 wishes that suit any of your desires."
The man thought for a while, and after a long period of speculation, told the Genie's his wishes.
"Ok", the other Genie said, "Your wishes will come to you first thing tomorrow morning."
So, the man ditched the cleaning, and went right back to bed. The next morning, the man woke up, and found that his whole floor was completely covered in one hundred dollar bills. The man, realizing that the wishes were no scam, ran downstairs in anticipation, and was promptly greeted by twenty absolutely stunning models, all gathered in his living room. The man was filled with so much delight, that he spun around in enjoyment; basking in the spectacular wonder that was filling his life. As the man went to greet the models, he was grabbed violently from behind by the two Genie's. They dragged him outside to the biggest tree they could find, tied a noose around his neck, and hung him right then and there. When his legs stopped kicking, the Genie's walked away somewhat perplexed. Finally, one Genie turns to the other and says;
"Ok, so I get the whole 'floor-covered-in-one-hundred-dollar-bills' thing, and the twenty models wish... But why did he say he wanted to be hung like a black guy?"