So 3 vampires walk in to a bar and sit down, bartender walks up and ask the first vampire "what'll ya have?" "I'll have a frothy mug of blood please" so bartender pours him a mug of blood, bartender then asked the second vampire "what'll ya have?" "I'll have a tall glass of blood please" so bartender pours him a tall glass of blood, bartender then asked the third vampire "what'll ya have?" "I'll have a cup of hot boiling water please". Bartender stood there for a second and then said "A cup of hot boiling water? Now why would you want to drink that for?" The third vampire reached down in to his pocket and pulled out 2 bloody tampons and said "For my teabags!"
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