3 recent college graduates are looking for a job.

They were in the receptionist's office waiting for their interviews. The first one gets called in.
HR manager: "We are a young growing company and we need people with good powers of observation. I want you to make an observation about anything you see in my office and you tell me all about it"
The young man looks around, and with a cocky attitude typical of young people, notices that the HR manager has a birth defect and has no ears!
1st young man: "Holy shit! You have no fucking ears!"
HR manager (insulted): "Get the fuck out of my office! You'll never work in this town!"
On his way out of the office he stops and warns the other two guys to not say anything about the HR guy's birth defect as he is pretty sensitive about them. The other two guys start to get nervous.
The second one gets called in.
HR Manager: "We are a young growing company and need people with good powers of observation. Make an observation about anything in my office and tell me about it!"
Remembering the first guy's warning, he tries his best to look beyond and behind the HR manager's desk. But he couldn't help it and succumbs to his smart alecky attitude and exclaims, "Man, it's true! You have no fucking ears!
HR manager: "Get the fuck out of here! You will never work in this town!"
Third guy gets called in and sees the second guy walking out. This compounds his nervousness so he swears he won't even look at the HR guy.
HR manager: " We are a young...blah blah....Make an observation about anything you see in my office, tell me about it, and I will base my decision on that."
The kid kept staring at the floor and anything around it, he looks at his shoes, the feet on the desk in front of him, the weaving on the carpet...anything! Finally he couldn't help it. He sits up, leans forward and stares at the HR guy right in the face. "Man, you're wearing contact lenses aren't you?"
HR manager: "I am as a matter of fact! Holy shit, son! You got the job!" And as the HR guy finishes writing up the kid's paperwork for employment, he nonchalantly asks, "How'd you come up with that observation? That was amazing from where you are sitting!"
Kid: "Well you can't wear glasses, you don't have any fucking ears!"