A high class looking woman sat down next to a man on the train. The man sniffles and asks out loud, "What is that smell?"
The woman looks at him and with her nose in the air says, "Chanel number 5, four hundred dollars an ounce." She then turns away from him.
After awhile, the man cuts a silent but deadly fart.
The woman sniffles and says to the man, "What is that smell?"
The man replies, "Broccoli, a dollar fifty a pound.'
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