A/an ethnicity1 , a/an ethnicity2 and a/an ethnicity3 are held for spying in North Korea. Kim Jong-Un wants all the three to be killed, but since he had a boring summer he wants to play game. He gives each prisoner 3 choices of death .
1). Death by Hanging
2). Getting shot in the temple with a Magnum .44
3). An injection with the AIDS virus and they are free to go after
The ethnicity1 choses death by Hanging, he wants his funeral to be an open casket and people remember his face.
The ethnicity2 choses to get shot in the head, as he doesn't want to choke to death but wants to instantly die.
Both are executed as per their wishes. The last one is the ethincity3 who just cant keep grinning. And when asked how he wants to die, he says death by AIDS injection. Everyone is shocked as this is a least dignified way to die among the three.
But as per his wsh, they injected him and tell him he is free to go. He just cant stop laughing and he is jumping in joy as he released. Kim Jong- Un is confused and asks him, " What the fuck are you laughing at?".
Ethincity3 replies,"Haha suckers, i was wearing a condom at that time"..
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