St. Peter greets them in heaven, “you’ve all lead exceptional lives resisting sin and serving the Lord. It’s merely a formality, but I have to give you a short quiz before allowing you into heaven. I’ll make it quick and easy.”
To the first nun he asked, “who was the first man?”
She answered, “that's easy! Adam!”
The bells of heaven ring, the gates of heaven open, and she walks in.
To the second, “who was the first woman?”
“That’s easy! Eve!”
The bells of heaven ring, the gates of heaven open, and she walks in.
To the third, “what’s the first thing Eve said to Adam?”
The nun pauses for a second, “hmm… that’s a hard one…”
The bells of heaven ring, the gates of heaven open…
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