He said "Theres only room for 1, so who ever can can make me laugh gets in" the first guy said "I was in my apartment on the 62 floor of my building when I stepped on my sons skateboard I went over the railing and thankfully caught myself on the 32 floor railing then a guy walked over, I thought I was saved but starts hiting my hands with a hammer. so I hung on for dear life then he left and pushed a fridge over the railing knocking me into the pool I survived but looked up and the fridge fell on me." the second guy said "I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early and looked for him I seen a guy hanging off the railing so I started hitting him with a hammer, but he didnt let go so I got the fridge and pushed it over when I did I slipped and landed on the fridge." st. peter looks at the third guy and asks "and you?" he says "well, I was hiding naked in this guys fridge"
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