I was out for a walk and passed a mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting: "13... 13... 13..."
The fence was too high for me to see over, but I saw a small gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on in there.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting: "14... 14... 14..."
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