3 men are in a jungle...

when they are ambushed by a group of savages. The savages give them a choice; find 10 pieces of one fruit and shove them up their butts without showing any emotion, or get shot. All 3 men, liking their chances, go into the jungle to collect 10 fruits. The first man comes back with 10 strawberries, shoves 6 up his butt, but starts crying. He gets shot and goes to heaven. The second man comes back with 10 blueberries. He shoves 9 up his butt, however right before he can fit the tenth, he bursts into laughter. He gets shot and goes to heaven as well. In heaven, the first man asks the second, "Why did you laugh? You could have lived!" The second man replies: "I would have, but I saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"

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