There were three men, a Mexican, American, and a Canadian, on a
plane w/ a fat lady and three parachutes. The plane started
going down, and the three men grabbed the parachutes. The
Mexican jumped out yelling, "God bless Mexico!!!!"
The Canadian jumped out yelling, "God bless Canada!!!!"
The American jumped out and yelled, "God bless America!!!!"
The fat lady jumped out w/o a parachute and yelled, "God bless
whoever I land on!!!!"
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