An English, Irish and Welsh woman are all sat around competing about how big their vaginas are after giving birth, the Irish woman stands and squats into a bucket of sand and leaves a perfect print, "their" she proclaims, the Welsh woman laughs stands up and squats onto the bucket completely eclipsing the Irish woman's vagina print, "HA tiny fanny you have there" she says.
After 2 or 3 minutes the English woman stands up, walks over and squats over the bucket, she stands and looks down with a gleeful smile on her face, "I win" she says, the other 2 ladies laugh and say " you've not even left a mark, how can you have won?"
"I haven't," says the English woman
" but smell the rim."
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