Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.
One night sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. And was shocked when she saw her husband with a dildol in his hands.
Sue yelled �you impatient fucker! You lying son of a��
Bob stopped her and said, �I�m a lying son of a bitch? Than maybe you would like to explain our 3 kids?�
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