Chuck, Kevin, and Dan, were three entrepreneurs, looking at opening a restaurant in a new town. They stopped by a local hole in the wall restaurant to get a taste of the competition. They arrived, and Chuck went to the restroom. The rest of them ordered. The food arrived, and Kevin, and Dan ate. They noticed that Chuck had been in the bathroom for quite some time, and they had already finished their food. Realizing that the menu only had odd varieties of meats to eat, they started to panic. Kevin and Dan rush into the restroom, to find a bloody mess. Kevin yells "HOLY FLIP! I JUST ATE ROAST CHUCK!!!" Dan replies, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? I ordered the polish sausage...."
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