3 guys were the only survivors of a plane crash. They were at the top of a mountain with no food and nothing to drink. After a few days they were so hungry that one of them took a piece of his leg with a knife and fed himself and the other two. A couple a days later they were once again hungry, so the second guy took a piece of his butt cheek and fed himself and the others. Three more days went by and the third guy didn't look like giving away a piece of himself.The other two complained and he finally pulled down his pants, jerked off in a cup and gave it to them, saying: "You won't get a piece of me, I hope a glass of milk does it".
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