3 guys go to heaven...

3 guys go to heaven and God asks how they died. The first guy says he comes home to his girlfriend and sees the shower running and a mans clothing on the floor, so he's looking for this man in his apartment. He looks out the window and sees a man hanging on the windowsill, so he starts punching the mans fingers. He falls, hits the ground, but survives. The man in the apartment sees he is alive and picks up his fridge and throws it out the window to kill the other man. The fridge was so heavy that when he threw it out the window he had a heart attack and died. God asks the second man how he died, this man says he was cleaning windows when he slips. Hes hanging on this windowsill for dear life, but some idiot starts punching his fingers and he falls, and then that idiot threw a fridge at him and he died. God asks the third man how he died, and the man says, so picture me naked, in a fridge...

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.