3 guys go skiing...

3 guys go on a snow trip, 2 of the guys are veteran skiers while their 3rd friend is new to the experience.

After a long day on the slopes, they decide to call it a day.

They head back to their hotel room, they will all be sharing the same bed tonight.

The two experienced skiers sleep on the outsides leaving the inexperienced friend to sleep in the middle.

They all wake up the next morning, and to the more experienced friends surprise they seemed to have had the same dream.

One of the friends exclaims , "Dude! I had this dream ,this chick was giving me the best handjob I've ever had!"

The other skiier shoots back with the same enthusiasm exclaiming he experienced the same dream!

The third friend who isn't so good at skiing chimes in with, "I don't know why you guys had the same dream, I just a had a really weird dream that I was skiing with these really squishy poles."

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