3 Generals one from the Army, one from Marines, and one from the Air Force are having a contest. A contest to see who's troops have the biggest balls.
The Air Force general looks to one of his best pilots and shouts "You..Pilot..take that fighter to 10000ft and then go straight down and pull up at 200ft." The pilot does so and pulls up at 200ft and explodes into a firey ball when he hits the ground. The Air Force general looks at other two and says "You see that there's no way that pilot could have ever pulled that off, but since Air Force troops have the most balls he tried anyway."
The Marine general then yells out "You...Marine...go stop that tank...WITH YOUR FACE!!". The marine runs over to a tank driving by and smashes his face against the armor and is then crushed into a bloody mess under the treads. The general looks to the other two and explains, "YOU SEE THAT....MARINES HAVE SUCH BIG BALLS THEY'LL TRY TO STOP A TANK WITH THEIR FACE."
The Army General points to a C130 and tells the other two "Follow me and get on this plane." The 3 general board the plane and ride to 1200 feet. The Army General looks at a soldier.."YOU PRIVATE...give me your parachute." The private does so. The general points to the door of the plane and says "Now jump out!". The private hesitates and then snaps to attention..."Sir! " he's says "What soldier?!" the general replies. "FUCK YOU SIR!!!". The Army General looks at the Marine and Air Force general and smiles. "We're done here".
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