When the 3 couples get to the camp site they all unpack and one of the couples realizes that they left their tent at home. So the 3 couples agree that with the 2 tents that the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in the other. In the middle of the night one of the men wakes up excited and wakes his friend in the the process. His friend asks him why he is awake and why he is so worked up. He says, "I need go to have sex with my wife right now!" His buddy asks why. He replies, "Because my penis is longer and harder than it has ever been in my entire life." His friend thinks for a moment and asks him, "Do you want me to go with you?" The guy gets a little upset and says, "Why the hell would I want you to come with me??!!" His friend grins and says, "Because that's my cock you got in your hand."
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