3 construction workers eat their lunch on top of a building.

The first is a brunette, the second is a red head, and the third is a blonde. Every day on their lunch break they eat on top of the 10-story building they've been working on and every day they have the same thing for lunch. Finally the men have had enough, the brunette says if my wife doesn't change up my lunch I'm jumping off this building. The redhead says the same thing and so does the blonde. The next day they all have the same lunches again, so they all jump. At their funerals, the three wives are talking to each other and the brunette's wife says "If I had only known he wanted something different for lunch I would have packed it." The red head's wife says the same thing. The blondes wife says "Well shit, my husband packs his own lunch."

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