There was a girl who found a bottle, it was dusty so she rubbed it and a genie came out saying, u have 3 wishes, but whatever u wish for, i get 2x as much.
so she said ok
i want a million dollars, so she got a million and the genie got doubled that
then she said a mustang, then the genie got 2 mustangs, she was mad so she said "beat me half to death".
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