A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers. 'Hi is Tony home?' 'No he went to the store.' 'Well, you mind if I wait?' 'No come in.' They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.' Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says 'They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I couldjust see the both of them together.' Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives homeand his wife says 'You know your weird friend Chris came over.' Tony thinks about this for a second and says 'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?'
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