Little Johnny's neighbor has just had a little boy.
The only problem is that the baby doesn't have any ears.
Everyone who comes to see the baby compliments the woman on it's looks, but no one mentions the fact that it doesn't have any ears.
Suddenly, she sees Little Johnny coming over from next door.
She becomes very worried because she thinks that he is going to make fun of the baby.
When he enters the house, he compliments the baby on everything without mentioning its' ears.
Without warning, he says, "He has beautiful eyes, does he have 20/20 vision?"
So she thanks him and asks, "Why?"
Finally he says, "Well, it's a damn good thing because if he didn't, he wouldn't have a damn thing to hang his glasses on now would he?"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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