One turns to the other and says "You have the suicide jacket on, correct?"
The other pats his chest, but a look of horror washes up on his face.
"Mahmood! I don't have the jacket! Your detonator is useless!"
"Calm down Abdul. Have this."
He hands him 6 can of beans.
"Mahmood, what trickery is this?"
"Eat all the cans and wait 30 minutes. Go to the lavatory."
"Why? How will that further Allah's will?"
"Abdul, if you can't bomb the plane, you can at least bomb the bathroom."
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