One says "we never do anything crazy anymore. I dare you to streak down this hallway." The 2nd priest looks around but can't see anyone so he accepts the dare. He quickly disrobes and begins to run down the hallway.
Halfway along he hears 3 nuns rounding the corner so he quickly jumps into an empty alcove. He notices the other alcoves have statues in them. He reaches into the neighbouring alcove and takes 2 cakes of soap that the statue is holding.
He holds a cake in each hand and stays completely still. The nuns start to walk past him when one of them comments how lifelike the statue is. After looking the "statue" over, one of them reaches forward and tugs on his penis. He is shocked and drops a cake of soap. The nun exclaims "oh it's a soap dispenser!". The 2nd nun reaches in and pulls his penis even harder. He drops another cake. The 3rd and final nun reaches in and also gives his dick a good tug and says "oh look it dispenses hand cream too!"
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