The old salesman sends the younger one up to get their tickets
Behind the counter is a stunning beauty with big tits and a beautiful smile
The young salesman stammers "I'd like two Pickets to Tittsbugh...I mean two tickets to Pittsburgh please"...she laughs, hands him the tickets and he walks back to the old guy with his head down embarrassed.
The old guy pats him on the shoulder and comforts him...Don't worry kid, it happens to me all the time. Just this morning, I'm having breakfast with the wife and instead of saying (air quotes) "Please pass the butter" but instead, it came out "You fucking Bitch, you ruined my life"
EDIT: [U/NissanSkylineGT-R] (https://www.reddit.com/user/NissanSkylineGT-R) got me squared away (originally "tits to picksburgh")
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