2 guys are sitting the waiting room

of the venereologist. The one guy asks, "what are you here for?"
He answers, "I have this ring around my dick." Other guy says, "yeah, me too"
First guy goes in and comes out with a look of relief and says, "The doc said I has nothing to worry about." The second guy enters the examination room, drops his pants and the doctor says, "I'm sorry sir, we're going to have to amputate." Horrified, the guy says, "WTF! That other guy said he had a ring around his dick and you told him he had nothing to worry about." The doctor replies, "There's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.