6yr old son in garden sees 2 spiders, son asks "Is that a mummylonglegs under that daddylonglegs?" Dad replies "No son, there's no mummylonglegs, only daddylonglegs." Dad felt proud of his answer, until son stomps on both spiders saying, "we'll have none of that gay shit in our fuckin garden, hey dad!
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