Once they get there things start to get heated and they get down to buisness. 5 minutes go by and the female egg says "I'm going to go to the bathroom and slip in to something more comfortable" she returns wearing lace lingerie and high heels. After another 10 minutes of passionate embrace the male egg says "I'm going to the bathroom to get in to something more comfortable too!" He comes back in to the bedroom wearing a motorcycle helmet. The female egg takes one look at him and says "What the hell have you got that on for?!" The male egg replies "Last time I was this hard some fucker smacked me over the head with a spoon!"
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