2 drunks

Two drunk men are sitting in a restaurant on the top floor of a skyscraper. The first drunk says to the other "Hey you wanna see something cool? Com'ere!" The second drunk follows him over to the window. The first drunk pulls out $20 and says "I bet you twenty bucks that I can jump out this window and the updraft will bring me right back in." The second drunk snorts and without hesitation agrees to the deal. The first drunk opens the window and climbs up onto the sill. He waits for a big gust of wind and jumps out. Three seconds later he comes right back in. The second drunk is amazed and hands over twenty bucks. "That's the coolest thing I've ever seen" he says. "I wanna try!" The second drunk steps up, waits for a gust of wind and jumps out. He falls 150 stories to his death. The first drunk turns around laughing and heads towards the bar. The bartender shakes his head in disgust, looks at him and says "You know Superman, your a real asshole when your drink."