15 Inches

An Asian man, a black man, and a white man are sitting in a bar when a thug busts in and pulls out a gun. He demands everyone to empty their valuables into his bag or he will shoot them but no one moves. Confused, the thug asks why they aren't moving and the Asian tells him that they are all really poor and they just used up what little money they had on beer. Unhappy with this answer, the thug tells them that he will shoot them anyways since they know his identity now. Scared for their lives, the three men frantically beg to be spared but the thug cocks his gun back and points at the white man. In desperation the white man drops to his knees and begins to cry out "I'll do anything, please just spare us!!". The thug thinks for a moment and says "Fine, I'll give you a challenge, if you pass I'll spare you all. The challenge is; if all three of your penis sizes equal 15 inches I'll let you live." Seeing no other way out the three men agree. The black man goes first and pulls down his pants. To everyone's surprise his penis measured 9 inches. The white man went next and his penis measured 5 inches. At this crucial moment, everyone's eyes shifted to the Asian man. The Asian took a deep breath and unzipped his pants. It's EXACTLY ONE INCH! Everyone jumped up in the air and started screaming like they just won the super bowl. Stunned, the thug stood true to his word and left them in peace. After the thug walked out the white man turned to the other two and said "Y'all are lucky I begged and pleaded for our lives." The black man looked at them and said "Y'all are lucky I'm so huge." The Asian looks at them and says "Y'all are lucky I had a boner"