12 Y.O. Scotch

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.


The bartender thinks "This guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a
shot of 2-year old scotch.


The patron takes one sip and spits it out.


He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"


Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.


The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't
believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old
scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.


Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of
12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.


All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been
watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says:
"Shay mister, taste this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.


"It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the drunk. The drunken replies: "It
is. How old am I?"