Emma turned 100 years old and was very excited about receiving a telegram from the queen. She sat on her verandah very early waiting for the telegram boy.At 10am the boy came down the street on his bike but went past her house. Never mind she thought there is plenty of time.
At 1 pm the boy went past again. Emma was disappointed but thought it is only lunchtime.
At 5pm the telegram boy came by and stopped at her gate. She was very Excited and said "Sing it to me"" Are you sure? said the boy. Yes said Emma I have been waiting all day for this. All right
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